Shia LaBeouf is one sad little dude. Check out this story he told about when he was growing up and his parents would dress up as clowns and sell hot dogs:
As soon as my parents donned those wigs, life was great. They had to show this jovial bullshit side of themselves to sell the hot dogs, so we would act like the happiest family in the world. It was so peaceful and loving and happy and joyous and amazing.
I enjoyed it even if it was fake. I didn't know, I couldn't tell the
difference. Only now I see what it was all about. But when we got back to the house and took the stuff off, life was different again.
Oh damn Shia...you almost made me cry there. Then I realized that you probably made up the hot dog story so people would feel sorry for you. I almost bought it too. Nice try.
