Hayden Panettiere thinks everyone is making too big a deal of her father slapping the shit out of her mother and getting chucked in jail. "It was blown way out of proportion by a sheriff who wanted his fifteen minutes of fame," Panty told Extra. "My family is wonderful -- so very happy. We're all great." Oh dear Hayden you poor naive girl. Rule #1: Don't throw the sheriff under the bus. Those L.A. area sheriffs offices are ready and willing to go out of their way for celebs but not if you accuse them of being fame-whores. Now you won't get escorts to events and there will be no one to smooth things over for you should you get pulled over on the PCH and drunk-blubber a bunch of stuff about the Jews. Oh well, live and learn.
