Spice Girl Melanie Brown will reportedly get $400,000 from OK! Magazine to renew her vows with husband Stephen Belafonte, whom she married last year in relatively low-key fashion. "Mel and Stephen wanted a lavish do to celebrate their relationship," a source said. "They agreed to allow the event to be covered by a magazine but are obliged to fulfill certain requirements. One of these is a certain quota of well-known faces - family and close friends simply won't do." So cousin Bertha has to stay home to make room for Sherri Shepherd or some other D-list loser. I'm wondering if there's any aspect of their existence these people would be above whoring out for money. How long before there's a 24-hour celeb sex channel? Watch Scary Spice get it on with some guy who's not related to Harry Belafonte but wants everyone to think he is. Where's my puke bowl?
Monday, August 25, 2008
New Low
Spice Girl Melanie Brown will reportedly get $400,000 from OK! Magazine to renew her vows with husband Stephen Belafonte, whom she married last year in relatively low-key fashion. "Mel and Stephen wanted a lavish do to celebrate their relationship," a source said. "They agreed to allow the event to be covered by a magazine but are obliged to fulfill certain requirements. One of these is a certain quota of well-known faces - family and close friends simply won't do." So cousin Bertha has to stay home to make room for Sherri Shepherd or some other D-list loser. I'm wondering if there's any aspect of their existence these people would be above whoring out for money. How long before there's a 24-hour celeb sex channel? Watch Scary Spice get it on with some guy who's not related to Harry Belafonte but wants everyone to think he is. Where's my puke bowl?
