Michael Lohan's latest publicity-grabbing scheme: challenging Kevin Federline to a boxing match. Of course the proposed pugilistic exercise would be "for charity." "Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he's a notorious celebrity dad and so am I," Lohan said. "Everyone?" I looked up "everyone" in the dictionary and it did not say "Three or four mentally challenged people." And I like how Michael refers to himself as a "notorious celebrity dad" as if that were something to be proud of. I know Federline is not exactly Mr. High-Taste 2008 but I'm hoping he has enough sense to stay far away from this.
