Multi-Olympic-medal-winning ugly-stick-rape-victim Michael Phelps was seen making out with semi-attractive Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice at a party in Beijing. The two reportedly carried their carrying-on to a later Speedo photoshoot which featured lots of groping and other icky activity. I might fuck him if I were Stephanie but I'd definitely be using birth control. No way would I want any of that guy's genetic material taking root.
