Thursday, August 21, 2008
How it Went Down
Some British tabs are claiming that John Mayer broke up with Jennifer Aniston by sending her a text message that said, "That's it -- the end." Not "That's all, folks?" "Arrivederci, baby?" "Goodbye to you and your wonderful vagina which I will never get to play with again unless we decide to have one last fuck?" I know all you Aniston-heads will call bullshit on this, saying the British tabs are full of crap and can't be trusted. Maybe it is bullshit - but the whole breaking up by text thing does seem consistent with Mayer's overall douchey and fairly chicken-shit character, don't you think?
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Jennifer Aniston,
John Mayer