Thursday, August 28, 2008

Nightmare


Hillary Clinton got into an over-crowded elevator Wednesday night after her husband Bill's big speech, and found herself stranded for five minutes when it got stuck between floors. Reports say things got "hectic" inside the stalled lift. Wow - it's like someone looked into my mind and ripped out my worst nightmare and made it real. Except I wasn't on the elevator with that bitch thank God.