Friday, August 22, 2008

Still Not Over Sienna


The ghost of Sienna Miller's pussy continues to haunt Rhys Ifans. The phantom made Ifans go insane at girlfriend Kimberly Stewart's birthday party and pick a fight with a guy he thought was looking at Kim. "Fuck off," the eloquent Ifans raged. "Don't touch my bird! Let's take this outside, you think you're a big man?" Security broke it up before things went too far. A pissed off Kimberly chastised Rhys, saying, "Fucking calm down. I've had enough of this shit, Rhys, don't do this. It's my birthday, stop acting like you're 12." He needs an exorcism or perhaps a nice ass-kicking.