David Duchovny has checked into rehab to treat his serial fornication problem. "I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the actor said in a statement. "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family." Translation: I am a disgusting adulterer, but instead of just owning up to this, I've elected to pretend it's all some kind of genetic predisposition and I'm just a helpless victim. Whimpering little candy-ass. Tea Leoni should take a butcher knife to his shaft.
