People Magazine shelled out $14 million for the first pictures of the Messiah Twins, and reaped the rewards by selling 2.6 million copies of their special Brad and Angie and Their Kids are Better Than You and Your Kids issue. This was more than their special Shiloh issue which sold only 2.2 million copies (might as toss her in a creek - she's worthless). It was fewer, however, than their post-9/11 Exploiting Heartache and Tragedy issue which sold 4.1 million, and their Princess Diana and JFK, Jr. Making Money Off the Dead issues which moved 3 million and 2.8 million copies respectively. So I guess what we've learned is that Brad and Angie's kids are less interesting to people than terrorist attacks, murdered whores and idiots who crash planes into the ocean during bad weather.
