Jake Gyllenhaal will reportedly star opposite Aussie siren Abbie Cornish in a new science fiction movie set to drop in 2010. This would be just another casting byte if only Jake were not involved with Reese Witherspoon, who already had ex-husband Ryan Phillippe stolen from her by Cornish. The fates aren't honestly giving Cornish a second stab at ruining Reese's life are they? This is too wonderful. I hope Abbie totally seduces Jake, and Reese takes out a hit on her. I want to see a headline: Abbie Cornish reported missing. Reese Witherspoon questioned by the police. She denies everything. A decomposed body turns up. Reese flees. I already have a hard-on.
