John Mayer went from pap-magnet to pap-repellent in about the time it took him to text Jennifer Aniston that it was over. Unfortunately, someone forgot to tell John because he still thinks he's the shit. "He thinks he’s famous as Jen now," one snitchy pap said. "Last week he went to a party, tipped off the paps, and even had decoy cars at the ready when he was leaving. Nice, but no one bothered to follow them, which made John think he ‘lost’ everyone, when really no one bothered to follow him." The pap said pictures of John and Jen were selling for $20,000 at one point, but pics of Mayer alone now fetch around $200 each. How long before the hopeless attention-whore has snagged himself another pap-attracting Hollywood bitch? Kate Hudson anyone?
