I don't know which of Julia Roberts' kids this is - Phinnaeus or Hazel or Wolfsbane or Agamemnon - but I do know that the kid is ugly and creepy. Hear that? Ugly and creepy. Oh, I know - it's bad to make fun of children. I don't care. I like to. Children are irritating little snot-spigots with big yaps who cry over stupid things like not getting a Happy Meal and having to take a bath. So, they deserve to get made fun of. Honestly people - the world population is fast crawling toward 10 billion. Don't you think it's about time to curb this procreation frenzy? Fuck for fun, sure - but stop with the babies already. You're not rabbits. You're not Mormons. You're normal, intelligent human beings (well, four or five of you are, anyway).
