Madonna is back out on tour again. She needs the money to support her on-going effort to buy up the entire continent of Africa. What exactly is she doing with the guitar? I know she's not playing it. Somewhere, some idiot is writing about how daring and original Madonna is and how she's reinvented herself yet again. If changing your hair and body every couple of years equals reinvention, then yeah, she's the chameleon. But the underlying bit is pretty much always the same (steal from gay subculture; make it commercially palatable; shock the prudes). And the music always sucks.
