Tom and
Katie went out to see
South Pacific last night. Tom was really excited as you can see. Yeah, that's him erect. It's the first time Katie's seen anything stirring down there except for the time the one Thetan staged a jailbreak.
Tom has allegedly lost 10 pounds thanks to the new training regimen
David Beckham has him on. The regimen consists of David sucking out 10 pounds worth of jizz.