David and Victoria Beckham were involved in a "horrific car crash" in Nice last Friday but somehow escaped unscathed. Reports say the couple were on their way to the airport for David to catch a plane to Beijing for the closing ceremonies of the Olympics when he crashed their BMW laterally into a wall, breaking the windshield and extensively damaging the vehicle on the passenger's side where Posh was sitting. There were no other vehicles involved in the accident - so David just can't drive worth a shit then (or maybe he was trying to kill the bitch)? There are supposed to be pictures of the couple looking "shaken" in the aftermath of the wreck, but I haven't been able to scare them up. The great thing about Posh is that she comes with her own airbags.
