Italian comic Sabrina Guzzanti faces five years in jail after savaging Pope Nazidick at an anti-Vatican rally in Rome. Guzzanti speculated on the changing face of Italy over the next 20 years, given the church's increased interference in the nation's affairs, then mocked, "But then, within 20 years the Pope will be where he ought to be — in Hell, tormented by great big poofter devils, and very active ones, not passive ones." And that's enough to get you arrested in Italy? Joking that the Pope is going to Hell to be ass-fucked by demons with flaming tridents for dicks for all eternity? Holy shit. Remind me never to do my repertoire of Pope getting anally-raped by Satan's minions jokes if I'm in Italy. Those Vatican sunabitches have no sense of humor at all. Honestly. Oh, and by the way - the Pope can lick my balls with his forked devil-tongue. He's nothing but a child-toucher who likes biting the heads off puppies and drinking their blood. What you got under that giant hat, Pope? Your kiddie-porn stash? I wonder if the Pope suffers any guilt over all the suffering in the world when he's buying another pair of Prada shoes. Oh, that's right - the Pope doesn't actually own anything. He just borrows other people's stuff. Christ, when will these bastards just admit what flamers they are?
