Fake musician Pink has chosen Scientology as her fad pseudo-religion. "Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved," a source said. Pink has apparently turned to Scientology to help her get over her split from Carey Hart. Oh Jesus Pink - just go on a little bender and get on with your life. Fuck, what is with all these asses and their turning to religion to get over things? "Oh I'm so broken up because my marriage failed. I need to comfort myself by spending thousands of dollars on a bunch of books dreamed up by a maniac science-fiction hack who was high on mushrooms. Cause the books dreamed up 2000 years ago by a bunch of goat-humping maniacs on mushrooms aren't cool enough for me." Such self-importance.
