Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed to Oprah Winfrey that, much like Oprah herself, she is incapable of staying on a diet. "I think maybe it's the idea that you can't have something ... I just can't do it," Paltrow explained. I appreciate what Gwyneth is saying - there are a few things I just can't bring myself to do as well. Like care about Gwyneth Paltrow and her stupid diets. Like look at Gwyneth Paltrow's stupid face and not puke. Like listen to Gwyneth Paltrow speak and not reach for the nearest bottle of rat poison.
