John Mayer was hanging out with Heidi Klum at one of the hot-spots the other night when the guitar God decided to strip to his underwear and do a dance. Heidi reportedly laughed hysterically - there is no account of her husband Seal's reaction, nor is it certain that Seal was even present. A happier ending to this post would been something like, "Seal took Mayer by his wee package and threw him through a plate-glass window." Anything that ends with John Mayer being chucked through something is good - even better if he lands in the street and is flattened by a bakery truck.
