David Duchovny and Tea Leoni have followed the Madonna-Ritchie lead and called it quits on their marriage. All that sex addiction stuff and Duchovny going to rehab must've really put the strain on their relationship huh? Er...looks like it was a little more complicated than that. According to reports, the marriage managed to survive Duchovny's ickiness - then went balls up when he discovered naughty text messages on her mobile phone. Naughty text messages sent to her by no less a scumbag than Billy Bob Thornton! Talk about plot twists. Let's see J.J. Abrams top that shit.
Yes Duchovny fans - it's okay for you to still love him. In fact, Tea Leoni now looks like an utterly hatable hypocritical little slag doesn't she? Here's David admitting all his faults in public and going to rehab for being a horn-dog while she's running around with the single grossest bastard on the face of the earth. Yeah, Tea - you're a class-act.
