Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora should do a reality show. It could be all about how they've gotten closer through their mutual love of plastic surgery and there could be a big episode where Heather finally talks Richie into giving up his '80s hair and he's all emotional and Jon Bon Jovi comes and comforts him and Richie has the hair made into a wig that he gives to a little boy who's dying of cancer and the boy's like, "What's up with this bitch?" Richie's a little sick of people thinking he's Mickey Rourke I bet.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
The Family That Gets Work Done Together...
Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora should do a reality show. It could be all about how they've gotten closer through their mutual love of plastic surgery and there could be a big episode where Heather finally talks Richie into giving up his '80s hair and he's all emotional and Jon Bon Jovi comes and comforts him and Richie has the hair made into a wig that he gives to a little boy who's dying of cancer and the boy's like, "What's up with this bitch?" Richie's a little sick of people thinking he's Mickey Rourke I bet.
