Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Dear Sports-Loving Male Celebs...


Your women do not enjoy being dragged out to all these basketball games and baseball games and football games and hockey games and whatever the hell else. They only pretend to enjoy it because, well, they like having access to your money. But trust me...each time you haul them out to some asinine athletic exhibition, a little part of their soul dies, just like when you hear a Michael Bolton song or catch a few minutes of an Adam Sandler movie by accident.