"Hey look everybody - it's that old white guy who did the song about prison and fucked the chick with the autoharp. I knew you were dead but I didn't know you looked like shit. Would you like some of the vodka I endorse? It's made from grapes. Also, would you please suck my big black dick? It hasn't been sucked in five whole minutes and it's starting to feel lonely. You know you should really do something about that smell. I been around plenty of dead people in my day, most of them people I made dead myself, and you stink worse than all of them put together plus Andy Dick's ballsack plus Tom Cruise's dick after it came out of Will Smith's ass plus Courtney Love's cunt-juice plus Tupac after I dug him up and gave him a couple more pops just for kicks."
Friday, January 2, 2009
He Thinks It's Johnny Cash
"Hey look everybody - it's that old white guy who did the song about prison and fucked the chick with the autoharp. I knew you were dead but I didn't know you looked like shit. Would you like some of the vodka I endorse? It's made from grapes. Also, would you please suck my big black dick? It hasn't been sucked in five whole minutes and it's starting to feel lonely. You know you should really do something about that smell. I been around plenty of dead people in my day, most of them people I made dead myself, and you stink worse than all of them put together plus Andy Dick's ballsack plus Tom Cruise's dick after it came out of Will Smith's ass plus Courtney Love's cunt-juice plus Tupac after I dug him up and gave him a couple more pops just for kicks."
