Every time there's another picture of Michael Jackson in a book store with a mask on somebody writes about how "shocking" it is, but it's not shocking anymore, because we've seen it a thousand times. The shocking thing now would be if there was a picture of No-Longer-Blacko and he didn't look like some kind of freakish creature who crawled up from a hole leading to another world where the sun doesn't shine and everyone has putty noses and big icky, grasping hands. Got that?
Friday, January 2, 2009
Stop Calling This Shit "Shocking"
Every time there's another picture of Michael Jackson in a book store with a mask on somebody writes about how "shocking" it is, but it's not shocking anymore, because we've seen it a thousand times. The shocking thing now would be if there was a picture of No-Longer-Blacko and he didn't look like some kind of freakish creature who crawled up from a hole leading to another world where the sun doesn't shine and everyone has putty noses and big icky, grasping hands. Got that?
