Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Hey Look...We Suck

Critics have chosen their worst films of 2008...and the winner? Will Smith's mawkish holiday weeper Seven Pounds, which narrowly beat out Mike Myers's culturally-insensitive comedy The Love Guru. Angelina Jolie's big histrionic missing-kid melodrama Changeling finished 9th. Australia was on there too and so was M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening. None of this will stop any of the assholes involved from making movies in the future. Only killing the fuckers will accomplish that.