When most people get sick of their dogs they either tie them to a telephone pole out in the woods or feed them some tainted Puppy Chow and claim it was natural causes. Beyonce has a different approach however: She conveniently forgets her unwanted pets at her record company offices, leaving them for the staff to take care of. This is exactly what Beyonce reportedly did with her dog Munchie, who she used to be photographed with all the time but has apparently tired of. "Beyonce left the dog here towards the end of last summer and hasn't returned to pick Munchie up," said a source at Columbia. Another source said they'll be glad when Beyonce finally "takes charge" of the animal again, because everyone there is sick of cleaning up the dog's pee. Memo to that dumbass: Beyonce will never take charge of the dog again. She's Beyonce and you're a mere record company stooge. Your problem now asslick.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Kill The Bitch
When most people get sick of their dogs they either tie them to a telephone pole out in the woods or feed them some tainted Puppy Chow and claim it was natural causes. Beyonce has a different approach however: She conveniently forgets her unwanted pets at her record company offices, leaving them for the staff to take care of. This is exactly what Beyonce reportedly did with her dog Munchie, who she used to be photographed with all the time but has apparently tired of. "Beyonce left the dog here towards the end of last summer and hasn't returned to pick Munchie up," said a source at Columbia. Another source said they'll be glad when Beyonce finally "takes charge" of the animal again, because everyone there is sick of cleaning up the dog's pee. Memo to that dumbass: Beyonce will never take charge of the dog again. She's Beyonce and you're a mere record company stooge. Your problem now asslick.
