The Osbournes have a variety show coming out...and now John Mayer does too. CBS has picked up the sure-to-be-debacle starring the Stevie Ray Vaughn wannbe and hopes to roll the thing out within the next couple of months. This despite the utter(ly delicious) failure of Rosie O'Donnell's own variety show. Sorry dumbasses but the format is dead...and it sure as hell ain't going to be resurrected by John Freaking Mayer. Unless he can somehow convince Aniston to do her famous ping-pong ball act. You know what I mean.
