Rumer had a halfway decent piece of ass on her arm at the Golden Globes last night. She has a rockin' bod and is probably hot in the sack, plus there's that whole famous mommy and daddy thing. I'm simply trying to explain why this man might be willing to look beyond Rumer's, um, issues. She's beautiful on the inside, right? Uh-huh. And my farts smell like Chanel No. 5.
