Thursday, January 15, 2009

That's Using Your Head

Anne Hathaway had nothing to wear to this big event. She was driving around all frantic and wondering what she was going to do when she ran over some little animal. She got out of the car all hysterical with grief over injuring this poor innocent creature. She had no choice but to put it out of its misery so she got out the tire iron and finished it off. Then, as she stared at the mangled, flattened carcass, she realized...yes, she could fashion a dress out of it. Problem solved!