Everyone dumps Jessica Simpson - except Ken Paves. Ken's got to sexy her up again so she can go land herself another hunk...who will quickly realize that tits ain't everything.
"How come you don't like my vagina Ken? You'd be my perfect boyfriend. We could dress each other up like dolls and eat Chunky Monkey all night long until we pass out. Maybe I could buy a nice strap-on. I promise I won't talk too much. They all say I talk too much."