Ling and Lee are back in the USA after being sprung from Kim Jong Il's evil clutches by the master babe-rescuer Bill Clinton. Funny, but I expected them to be all emaciated and bruised and fucked-up, like they'd been in a death-camp. Instead they appear to have possibly been stranded in Kansas City for a couple of days, with a change of clothes and plenty of shampoo.Yes, I know, they scrubbed down on the plane. They probably suffered all sorts of tortures over there. No hand lotion and only two kinds of salad dressing to choose from. Those inhuman North Korean savages!
(Editor's Note: Am I the only one who reads "Ling and Lee" and thinks "new pandas at the San Diego Zoo?")
