The woman seen dragging her kid by a leash through a Verizon store in this video was arrested and charged with criminal cruelty to a child. Did I mention that the woman is from Alabama? Doesn't matter. The important thing is that this woman is a genius. I am calling for her to be released from jail now. I'm serious about this. Either the authorities let this woman out or I'll go on a hunger strike. I may even set myself on fire like those Buddhist monks during Vietnam.
This woman is my Mandela. My Gandhi. My Martha Stewart.
