The loonies have a favorite new pastime: putting in claims on Michael Jackson's kids. The latest, some woman going by the handle "Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise," has reportedly filed three guardianship petitions in which she says she is married to Michael and is the biological mother of all his spawn. The same woman also claims to be the mother of one Tom Cruise's kids (which means she must be from Neptune).
Remember the good old days when these crackpots used to be content with calling in daily Kennedy assassination conspiracies to Art Bell and occasionally attending Sarah Palin rallies? Not anymore I guess.
