Saturday, August 1, 2009

A Match Made In Fucknuts Heaven

Reports - dismissed by some party poopers as mere gossip - say Charles Manson has reached out to Phil Spector and wants to hang with him in prison.

Manson, who at one time was a songwriter (good enough to land a composition on a Beach Boys record), is said to admire Spector, a man famed as a music producer before poor life choices took him down that other road.

"The story can be traced to a mid-July phone call from inmate Spector to his 29-year-old wife Rachelle," says ABC.com, "who reported that he told her he had received a handwritten note saying, 'Come over to my house,' and signed, 'Charles Manson.'"

Unfortunately, since Manson and Spector aren't even in the same prison, the story is most likely a load of bullshit.

It's obvious what the California Department of Corrections has to do - transfer Spector into Manson's prison. Then give them some recording equipment and let them go to town. The world needs to hear what their two minds would concoct.