Aerosmith were playing a show at the Sturgis motorcycle rally in South Dakota - cause only drunken bikers still dig Aerosmith - when lead singer Steven Tyler's silly prancing got out of hand and he tumbled from the stage on top of some apparently not-well-padded fans.
Witnesses say Tyler was joking around as he was loaded onto the helicopter to be airlifted to the hospital. His injuries were later reported to include minor head and neck issues and a shoulder issue of undisclosed severity. His hips evidently made it through intact.
No word on when Tyler will be entering rehab to deal with his new painkiller addiction. He does request that, from now on, only fatties be allowed to stand near the stage.