Eunice Kennedy Shriver, sister of JFK, mother of Maria Shriver and founder of the Special Olympics, has died at the age of 88 after a series of strokes.The Special Olympics have released a statement about Eunice's passing. I'd reprint it here but I can't for the life of me make it out. It's incoherent and coated in drool.
I'm going to put myself on time out.
No, seriously, it's very sad. She was a great lady, even though she spawned that expression of pure evil known as Maria.
Somewhere tards are lighting candles and singing in that tard way that isn't anything like singing but you have to pretend it's good and clap anyway.
What's the matter with me?
