What is Josh Duhamel aka Mr. Fergie doing?
A. Sneaking off to see his even skankier ho.
B. Chasing Fergie, who is on another one of her meth binges.
C. Pausing in his busy day to make a nice wet load in his pants.
D. Breaking back in to prison. Cause anything's better than being married to Fergie.
E. Waiting for the little alien in the grass to give him back his keys.