Still Not Over Sienna

The ghost of Sienna Miller's pussy continues to haunt Rhys Ifans. The phantom made Ifans go insane at girlfriend Kimberly Stewart's birthday party and pick a fight with a guy he thought was looking at Kim. "Fuck off," the eloquent Ifans raged. "Don't touch my bird! Let's take this outside, you think you're a big man?" Security broke it up before things went too far. A pissed off Kimberly chastised Rhys, saying, "Fucking calm down. I've had enough of this shit, Rhys, don't do this. It's my birthday, stop acting like you're 12." He needs an exorcism or perhaps a nice ass-kicking.

Sienna Miller is Carrying on With Balthazar Getty

Sienna Miller, who claims not to be a slut, is reportedly carrying on an affair with actor/oil heir Balthazar Getty...at the same time she was supposed to be fucking Matthew Rhys while on the rebound from Rhys Ifans.

Did I mention that Balthazar Getty is married? Now Sienna can add homewrecker to her resume.

Reports have Getty and Miller slinking around Hollywood, trying not to be seen together. "They went to great pains to find a place where they thought nobody would find them," a source told News of the World. "They daren't go out together, so they spend most of their time inside. When they do leave, they go separately."

Meanwhile, Getty's wife Rosetta Millington, a fashion designer, has packed up their four kids and run crying to Italy.

It's also been alleged that Miller's apparent relationship with Matthew Rhys was a smokescreen for her activities with Getty. Apparently, Rhys is friends with Getty, and actually introduced him to Sienna last year.

Still want to deny being a slut Sienna?

Rhys Ifans is a Bottle-Chucking Butt

Rhys Ifans is clearly not taking the break-up with Sienna Miller well. Here we see the "Welsh funnyman" (I'm quoting The Sun) strolling down a sidewalk with a beer bottle, getting upset at some paps and whipping the bottle which proceeds to shatter, spraying onlookers with broken glass. Cops were right there to question Ifans, but of course, he was let off with a warning. You or I would've been hauled in, strip-searched, flogged, ass-fucked (that's my favorite part) and thrown in Gitmo with the dirty Muslims.

Rhys Ifans Not Suicidal After Miller Split

Rhys Ifans is reportedly having no trouble in the wake of his split with Sienna Miller.

"I don't know what's been in the papers but he was laughing and joking all the time on set," said Talulah Riley, who co-stars with Ifans in the new film The Boat That Rocked. "He was just one of the lads, you know. I didn't notice him down or anything."

Drugs...lots and lots of drugs.

Sienna Miller, Rhys Ifans Leaving Villa

Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans went to Villa. Are they engaged? Will Sienna dump him for Jude Law? Will he dump her for Jude Law?

Sienna Miller Engaged To Rhys Ifans?

Rhys Ifans has gone from crashing on Sienna Miller's couch to asking the slaggy actress to marry him.

Ifans, best-known for playing Hugh Grant's wacky friend in Notting Hill (and for smelling like the backseat of a cab), reportedly proposed to Miller by writing her a note in his native Welsh. The note read, "Marry this misfit." And on the back was scrawled, "Don't forget to buy deodorant. June 22, 1993."

A source told the Daily Mirror:

After telling people about Rhys' strange proposal, Sienna's been very coy about what her answer was. She's been fudging the issue with her mates and lots of people are starting to think she might have said yes.

Oh fuck Sienna - marry the guy or don't marry him. Who gives a shit? I mean, besides Jude Law, who will probably pull an Owen Wilson when he hears about this.

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Kate Moss Insanely Jealous Of Sienna Miller

Cokehead Kate Moss has told her scruffy buddy Rhys Ifans to beware of having his heart broken by girlfriend Sienna Miller, who Kate seems to think is some kind of heartless man-eating skank. A friend of Sienna's told a British tab:

Kate isn't happy. Rhys was her main male friend in her close-knit group. She isn't keen on Sienna. There is definite tension between them.

Sienna was fuming after Kate gave Rhys a talking to when she heard the relationship was getting serious. Kate doesn't think it will last and doesn't want Rhys getting hurt.

Not hard to figure out what's going on here. Sienna's the new It-girl, the one everyone talks about, and Kate is jealous because that used to be her before years of living with Pete Doherty left her a total rodent-faced wreck. Kate must just gnash her teeth at the thought of how much attention Sienna gets. And Sienna plucking Rhys from Kate's little circle was the icing on the big green rancid cake of jealousy.

If I were Sienna, I'd be careful of Kate. I don't think that chick has even the first shred of a moral lurking anywhere in her disgusting anorexic body. If she's pushed far enough, I could easily see her killing Sienna. Or, I could possibly see Pete Doherty killing Sienna as a means of winning back Kate's heart. Either way, Sienna's probably going to end up dead. And Rhys Ifans is going to have to find a new couch to crash on.

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Sienna And Rhys - Such A Lovely Couple

Rhys Ifans really seems to be enjoying his night out with girlfriend Sienna Miller. Or maybe it's the flash off someone's watch that has Rhys so entranced.

One person who's definitely not entranced - Jude Law. Reports say Jude was hot to get back together with Sienna, and was devastated to learn she was going out with his old pal Ifans instead.

Snooze you lose, Jude. Especially with Sienna. She switches men so fast...you gotta be quick.

Miller vs. Moss

Sienna Miller and Kate Moss plumb don't like each other. The ill feelings between the two noted slags reportedly came to a head Saturday at a wedding reception for a mutual friend - with a little help from alcoholic spirits.

The trouble started, according to the Sun, when Sienna showed up with non-boyfriend Rhys Ifans - who is also a friend of Kate's. Moss, apparently, doesn't like the idea of Ifans sleeping with Sienna. But they're not sleeping with each other of course - Ifans has just been camping on Sienna's couch for several months. Whatever - Moss obviously thinks Ifans and Sienna are an item, and she's not pleased. She let Sienna know loudly and obnoxiously what she thinks of her - in front of all the wedding guests, and her own boyfriend Jamie Hince. Said a source:

Kate had a go at Sienna and accused her of stealing her style. She was ranting on about how Sienna was now trying to steal her lifestyle and her friends too. ... It was really cutting and everyone was listening to them. ... A few drinks had been sunk by the time Kate said it and Sienna had plucked up some Dutch courage too. She gave Kate as good as she got.

Sadie Frost, Kate's old friend and of course the sometime companion of Sienna's ex Jude Law, stepped between the two raging drunk idiots and brokered peace. Reports the source:

Sadie stood between them and reminded them that it was a wedding and that they should show some respect. Sienna was in the mood for carrying on the scrap but Rhys persuaded her to call it a night.

Sadly, no punches were thrown. It would've been hilarious to see pictures of these two knockdown alcoholic twits attempting to land bitch-slaps on each other's phony faces. I don't even know which slag to root for in this one - they are equally repellent. I guess I'd root for Sienna only because I find her marginally more amusing than Moss - although I think I'd enjoy seeing Sienna's face all bruised up more than I would Moss's, for some reason. And think of all the damage Moss could've done with those bony knuckles of hers.

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Toasted Sienna

Sienna Miller and her live-in couch potato Rhys Ifans went out to the pub and hoisted a few. I don't know about you, but I'd have to be at least three sheets to the wind before I'd let that Ifans character climb on top of me.



"Did you just call me David Lee Roth? That's a fucking insult. I have much more hair that David Lee Roth. Don't think you can just go around calling people David Lee Roth when they've clearly got more hair than David Lee Roth. And another thing...where the hell are my glasses? Bloody hell. David Lee Roth wouldn't be treated like this, I tell you that."