NBF News: J-Ho + Poshy

Posh Spice Beckham got more out of her appearance at Tom and Katie's wedding than just publicity for herself and her absurd wardrobe - she also got a new bestest buddy, one to replace former shopping pal Katie, who has wisely chosen to distance herself from the creepy former Spice Girl. And that new best friend is none other than the original booty-girl herself, Jennifer Lopez.

Apparently, Posh and J-Lo met for the first time at the Tom/Katie nuptials, and hit it off right away. They talked about their favorite subject, fashion, and may even have discussed the possibility of developing a line of clothes together (clothes for women with huge jiggly asses and giant fake breasts).

Wow. First Britney and Paris, and now Poshy and J-Ho. What weird celebrity friendship pairing could be next? Heather Mills and Sienna Miller? Naomi Campbell and Beelzebub? Kevin Federline and...

Um. Federline and...

Uh, well, I can't think of anyone who would actually hang out with Federline. Except maybe a homeless guy, but only if Federline bought him lots of booze and let him crash at his storage locker.

It's almost too easy.

What Are Wilmer Valderrama's Intentions Toward Ali Lohan?

Well-known sex addict Wilmer Valderrama is photographed here with Lindsay Lohan's thirteen-year-old sister Ali. I don't mean to start any rumors or anything, but...

What the hell is Wilmer Valderrama doing with Ali Lohan?!

Paris and Britney - The New Friends From Hell

Your eyes do not deceive you - that really is Paris Hilton hanging out with Britney Spears. And they really are both smiling. Happily. Like they just took care of a whole bottle of Jim Beam.

I wonder if they had a slumber party like when Paris started being pals with Lindsay:


Those girls are too wild.

Paris and Lindsay: United In Skankhood

Pigs are flying, it's freezing in hell and Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are buddies.

I know, I didn't believe it either, but it's true - the former arch-enemies have apparently buried the hatchet and decided to combine their skanky powers to create the ultimate super-slut team - the Batman and Robin of publicity-hungry whores.

To make official their new Satanic union, Paris and Lindsay got together for a sleepover in Las Vegas this weekend (How old are they? Twelve?). We can only imagine what kind of wild-and-crazy antics took place once those two girls got behind closed doors, and poured several pints of tequila into themselves. On second thought, I don't know if we want to imagine.