Pigs are flying, it's freezing in hell and Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are buddies.
I know, I didn't believe it either, but it's true - the former arch-enemies have apparently buried the hatchet and decided to combine their skanky powers to create the ultimate super-slut team - the Batman and Robin of publicity-hungry whores.
To make official their new Satanic union, Paris and Lindsay got together for a sleepover in Las Vegas this weekend (How old are they? Twelve?). We can only imagine what kind of wild-and-crazy antics took place once those two girls got behind closed doors, and poured several pints of tequila into themselves. On second thought, I don't know if we want to imagine.
