Posh Spice Beckham got more out of her appearance at Tom and Katie's wedding than just publicity for herself and her absurd wardrobe - she also got a new bestest buddy, one to replace former shopping pal Katie, who has wisely chosen to distance herself from the creepy former Spice Girl. And that new best friend is none other than the original booty-girl herself, Jennifer Lopez.
Apparently, Posh and J-Lo met for the first time at the Tom/Katie nuptials, and hit it off right away. They talked about their favorite subject, fashion, and may even have discussed the possibility of developing a line of clothes together (clothes for women with huge jiggly asses and giant fake breasts).
Wow. First Britney and Paris, and now Poshy and J-Ho. What weird celebrity friendship pairing could be next? Heather Mills and Sienna Miller? Naomi Campbell and Beelzebub? Kevin Federline and...
Um. Federline and...
Uh, well, I can't think of anyone who would actually hang out with Federline. Except maybe a homeless guy, but only if Federline bought him lots of booze and let him crash at his storage locker.
It's almost too easy.
