Ellen Page is rising fast through the ranks of hot of young actresses thanks to her performance in the indie hit Juno. Wow...did I just sound like a regular movie columnist there? I can write generic ass-kissing shit with the best of them.
I don't care about Juno and I don't care about Ellen Page. Juno's writer Diabo "Don't Call Me Brook Or Ask About My Stripper Past" Cody won for best screenplay last night by the way. If she wins the Oscar, will a pole come down so she can show us some of her moves?
