The losers all went out to their little loser New Year's parties.
Kim Kardashian had a black man with her - shocking - while
Avril Lavigne sported a Happy Meal tiara and her trademark "I hate all of you" smile.
Kevin Federline hosted some big deal at
Tangerine in Vegas. God, I hope he didn't rap. How drunk do you have to be before Federline seems cool by the way?