Saturday, January 12, 2008

Jeremy Piven And Dita Von Teese?


Could Entourage's Jeremy Piven be sniffing around Marilyn Manson's ex-zombie-lover Dita Von Teese? According to EOnline's Party Girl, Piven was caught making off with two size 4 dresses from a swag suite, and when asked about it, said the duds were for "someone special" who's "curvy with dark brown hair." An insider insists Piven was referring to Von Teese, adding, "It's new...They're not dating yet, but he's interested."

Piven's interested all right - in anything halfway-attractive with a pair of tits. As for Dita...I see no reason why she shouldn't go for Piven. I mean, she already demonstrated, by marrying Marilyn Manson, that she hasn't got a jot of taste or self-respect. I could easily see her with Piven...or Brandon Davis or Joe Simpson or Ryan O'Neal, or pretty much any other male of any ilk however slimy or low.

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