The Crabster has been over Madonna's whole devious plan to conquer the nation of Malawi using Kabbalah. Almost a year after that expose, things appear to be moving ahead right on schedule. Madonna has now enlisted big-time support for her Kabbalah-fueled fundraising efforts, including Gucci and UNICEF, who have agreed to sponsor a Madonna-hosted event on the lawn of the United Nations with Salma Hayek and Sarah Jessica Parker as
Sad, naive putzes. Don't they know Madonna's Raising Malawi organization is only a means of spreading Kabbalah in Africa? Don't they realize that Spirituality for Kids, the scarily-named educational program Madonna supports, is just a Kabbalah curriculum disguised as a self-help initiative? Don't they see that Philip Berg and the Kabbalah Center of Los Angeles are really behind all this, that the whole thing is about indoctrination and seizing power?
Clearly, the suits at UNICEF and Gucci have bought into the notion that Madonna is merely a philanthropist trying to help some orphans in an impoverished nation. They are utterly ignorant of the ulterior motives behind all this charity and goodwill-spreading. They know nothing of the Kabbalah bibles Madonna has been sending to Malawi. They are unaware that teachers in Madonna-sponsored schools have been flown to L.A. to take special courses in how to teach the Kabbalah-inspired Spirituality for Kids curriculum (SFK was dreamed up by Kabbalah Center founder Philip Berg's wife Karen). I guess Gucci and UNICEF don't care that they're being used by a dangerous egomaniac who sees the starving and miserable as pawns in a gigantic game of world domination.
I'm telling you right now, Madonna makes Angelina Jolie look like an angel by comparison. Before it's over she'll be living in Malawi in a crumbling palace like some kind of veiny-armed, quasi-female Kurtz, and someone will have to send Martin Sheen in to kill her with a big old knife.
The horror.
(source)
(thanks Ellen)
