The commissioner in Britney's custody case has suspended her visitation rights and granted Kevin Federline sole legal and physical custody. Who says the California courts don't have a clue?
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Update: This just in to Crabbie World News Headquarters (which looks an awful lot like a tiny apartment strewn with old newspapers and random socks)...Britney Spears will not be charged with any crimes after last night's hostage situation. I repeat, Britney Spears will escape criminal charges despite holding her own child hostage inside her house. More as the story develops, less as it doesn't...
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