New mom Jamie Lynn Spears left the hospital today. She hid behind a sheet in the backseat of a Range Rover while her baby daddy Casey Aldridge drove. The happy parents reportedly received a police escort.
I hope Jamie Lynn is happy for her contribution to the collapse of America. Yeah, you know what I mean...those little brats with their pregnancy pact. Jamie Lynn and Juno are responsible for that. One of these days we'll figure out that some things should be stigmatized, for the good of society. Unfortunately we'll already be in some post-Apocalyptic wasteland waiting for Mel Gibson to come drive the gas tanker for us.
