Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Kattan Tutt Kaput


Chris Kattan
has reportedly separated from his wife Sunshine Tutt. The two got married just eight weeks ago. The stuff he slipped her finally wore off. Honestly, why else would a pretty girl like that marry a monkey-ass fucker like Kattan? Cause he makes her laugh? Clownish guys like that are always consumed with rage underneath and their antics finally reveal themselves to be the coping strategies of troubled, socially inept individuals. Andy Dick anyone?