Friday, August 1, 2008

Nick Hogan, Stargazer


There's much to relish in Hulk Hogan's remarks to People magazine about his jailed mind-killing son Nick, but this - Hulk talking about Nick's new accommodations since being moved out of solitary - has to be my very favorite bit:

It's much better. Nick describes it as like a two-story warehouse with tables, seven or eight phones, TVs, and it's people who are there for like child support and parking tickets. And instead of just once in a while being allowed go outside, they leave the door open to the exercise yard. He said, "Dad, I can even go outside at night and look at the stars."

Imagine, Nick Hogan the budding Galileo locked up in jail where he can't even gaze upon the stars. What a waste of a fruitful, curious mind. Society should be so ashamed for the way it's treated this future Copernicus. Making him languish in a cell when he could be out solving the great riddles of the universe. Oh the humanity!!!